A Martian joke to follow the mork and mindy nano nano-prostate cancer-nanoknife post


revenge is a dessert best served cold

There were two families that lived next to each other in a  small  neighborhood. One couple  were  Martians and the other  Earthlings. They became good friends over the years and one day over dinner they all  decided it might be interesting  to swap partners for one night.

While being intimate the Martian  man asked the Earthling woman if  everything was going okay. She said  everything was fine. The Martian  man then asked, ” I mean. Is the size suitable to you?”

“Well, the Earthling woman said, it could be a bit longer.”

The Martian man twisted his left ear and amazingly a few extra  inches were added to his ” you know  what.”

The Martian man then  said..” Is that okay now?”

The Earthling woman said , ” That is fine. Can  you make it wider as well?”

The Martian man twisted his right ear and girth  was added.

The next day over breakfast the Earthling man and the Earthling woman were talking.

The Earthling man asked his wife, ” How did it go last  night?”

“Oh, she said, It was fabulous. We  should do that again soon. How did  it go for you?”

The Earthling man said, ” Okay I guess. I don’t know, maybe it’s a Martian thing…but she  would not leave my ears alone. She twisted them all night and they are killing me  this morning.”

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