There were two families that lived next to each other in a small neighborhood. One couple were Martians and the other Earthlings. They became good friends over the years and one day over dinner they all decided it might be interesting to swap partners for one night.
While being intimate the Martian man asked the Earthling woman if everything was going okay. She said everything was fine. The Martian man then asked, ” I mean. Is the size suitable to you?”
“Well, the Earthling woman said, it could be a bit longer.”
The Martian man twisted his left ear and amazingly a few extra inches were added to his ” you know what.”
The Martian man then said..” Is that okay now?”
The Earthling woman said , ” That is fine. Can you make it wider as well?”
The Martian man twisted his right ear and girth was added.
The next day over breakfast the Earthling man and the Earthling woman were talking.
The Earthling man asked his wife, ” How did it go last night?”
“Oh, she said, It was fabulous. We should do that again soon. How did it go for you?”
The Earthling man said, ” Okay I guess. I don’t know, maybe it’s a Martian thing…but she would not leave my ears alone. She twisted them all night and they are killing me this morning.”
Prostate Diaries 
This would be a good research project as to how many men had sore ears after reading this post!
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