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Lots of water
Limit salt
Add citrus/Lemon to your water

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My daughter gave me a Go Pro for my birthday three years ago. Used it for the first time today at the beginning of the bass season here in Northeast Georgia. Surprised Penelope did not go in after the tennis ball. I think she prefers sticks.

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So…A lady says to her husband, ” My breasts are just as hot now as they were 50 years ago!”

He replies,” That’s because one is in the grits and the other is in the gravy!”

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revenge is a dessert best served cold

There were two families that lived next to each other in a  small  neighborhood. One couple  were  Martians and the other  Earthlings. They became good friends over the years and one day over dinner they all  decided it might be interesting  to swap partners for one night.

While being intimate the Martian¬† man asked the Earthling woman if¬† everything was going okay. She said¬† everything was fine. The Martian¬† man then asked, ” I mean. Is the size suitable to you?”

“Well, the Earthling woman said, it could be a bit longer.”

The Martian man twisted his left ear and amazingly a few extra¬† inches were added to his ” you know¬† what.”

The Martian man then¬† said..” Is that okay now?”

The Earthling woman said , ” That is fine. Can¬† you make it wider as well?”

The Martian man twisted his right ear and girth  was added.

The next day over breakfast the Earthling man and the Earthling woman were talking.

The Earthling man asked his wife, ” How did it go last¬† night?”

“Oh, she said, It was fabulous. We¬† should do that again soon. How did¬† it go for you?”

The Earthling man said, ” Okay I guess. I don’t know, maybe it’s a Martian thing…but she¬† would not leave my ears alone. She twisted them all night and they are killing me¬† this morning.”


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